H is for...
How long has it been since I posted?! As a partial explanation, I give you:
H is for Househunting, which leads to Househunting Headaches, which lead to Househunting Hell which is the direct cause of Househunting Heartache which eventually (if you say the right prayers and burn enough candles) leads to Househunting Happiness and then to Holy Cow We're on the Verge of becoming HOMEOWNERS!!
It's a very long story that I will refrain from boring you with. Inspection Saturday, hope to close in time to spend Christmas Eve in our own home!